I'm supposed to act civilized. What does that mean?
Am I allowed to advertise/pimp/spam my website/services on your site?
My brother/friend/some random wandering stranger accessed your site from my computer and abused it, and now my network is banned. What can I do?
If you know there are people in your life who are likely to create problems for you, the best thing you could ever do is sever all ties with them immediately. At the very least, keep them off your computer. Do you REALLY want to give someone with a malicious streak access to your computer? That's just stupid. However, if the inevitable has happened, your best bet is just to suck it up and learn from the experience. I'm not going to accept it as an excuse to let you back in. However, there are other sites to get banned from, so take it as a hint and solve the problem.
What will happen if I write a script to turn your lights on and off every second?
I acted like an obnoxious tool, and now nobody will talk to me, what gives?