Why do you do this?
Do you do this all day?
Is this all you ever do?
I see you're at home, how can I contact you?
Why are you picking your nose?
Why won't you do anything fun for the camera?
Do you ever meet anyone from the site
I live near you and want to know if I can just drop by sometime?
Don't the lamps turning on and off all the time bother you?
Doesn't it bother you that people all over the world are watching you?
I don't like your layout and I know I can do better. How can I help?
What's your relationship status?
How much time do you spend doing this?
Who is that behind you?
Sometimes variably asked "with the axe" or somesuch. Don't worry, I'm not going to fall for it. I'm not going to turn around. I can assure you, I am perfectly safe.... and nothing like that will ever happen.
Will you discuss politics or religion
Don't you get bored doing this?
You really should be using #### distro because it's better than whatever it happens to be you're using.
What do you beneift from this
Will you dance?
Do you like being watched
Anything involving alcohol??
What do your neighbors think of this
Do you play WOW?
What do you do on here?
What kind of pizza is that?